Wife: There’s a chapter in this book on heteronormativity in children’s books.
Me: It sounds like you might read this book. I won’t have to read you the interesting bits.
Wife: There aren’t many children’s books that start with “Mommy and mommy are going to a protest.”
Me: We should write a series of children’s books. They would be the gayest children’s books on the planet.
Wife: I already know how our first book will end. Having to help Mommy escape from a make shift jail on the site of a G20 protest.